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Posted by Boghound on September 9, 2012


Jeremy Clarkson: Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter bastards

Jeremy Clarkson branded Britain a nation of ‘utter bastards’ after Twitter trolls mocked him over the death of his dog.

Jeremy Clarkson has never been known to hold his tongue, but now he has insulted everyone in Britain branding the whole country ‘complete and utter bastards.’

Clarkson went on to say that Brtis invented torture and slavery and sent the White Russians to be slaughtered by Stalin.

"Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it’s what 95 per cent of the country wants," he said.

Writing in Top Gear magazine, Clarkson made the comments after claiming he was he was inundated with abuse and jokes when he Tweeted about the death of his black Labrador Whoopi.

Clarkson, wrote: "A few moments ago , my dog died, and, as an experiment, I announced the fact on Twitter.

"Now, everyone must have known that when a family pet is put down, the family in question is bound to be upset.

"So you’d expect a bit of sympathy. And, in America, that’s what you’d get.

"Not in Britain, though. Moments after I posted my Tweet, a man called Ryan Paisey asked: "How does she smell?"

Clarkson said another man had said the news was ‘kinda funny.’

Another Twitter user Phil May wanted to know if it was James May’s fault, and Tom Green said simply: "Good".

Clarkson said within five minutes he had suffered a ‘tirade of abuse.’

He added: "Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter bastards. We are the country that invented the concentration camp, and international slavery.

"Hanging, drawing, quartering: that was us too. And who was it that sent the White Russians home to be slaughtered by Stalin? Yup. Us.

"Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it’s what 95 per cent of the country wants .

"Bankers, Estate Agents, Politicians, Journalists. Anyone in a suit is basically evil and must, after they’ve been sacked, go to prison.

"Anyone in a donkey jacket? They’re basically good and must have a plasma television immediately."

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