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A Doggie Snack??

Posted by Boghound on August 15, 2011


Police Dog Severs Man’s Penis

CODY Melancon is suing the Gretna Police Department, of Gretna, La, for allowing one of their dogs to bite him in the groin. The bite virtually severed Melancon’s penis.

The (New Orleans) Times-Picayune quotes Melancon:

“I don’t have any sensation down there. I can’t get an erection. I’m 25 years of age.”

The story goes that police were at Melancon’s apartment to arrest him on charges of kicking in someone’s front door and hitting an occupant. Melancon says he was on his knees when officer Joseph Mekdessie let Zin off his leash.

Melancon is seeking a reasonable $31 million for hurt feelings and media bills and other stuff.

This story seems timely given the popular cry for police to be tougher with British rioters and looters – the scrotes. Might using dogs to exact punishment and reduce the villain’s chances of breeding be the preferred police tactic – a win-win?

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