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Oh..No…It’s Charlie Sheen!

Posted by Boghound on April 23, 2011


Charlie Sheen sex doll sells out in a day

A Charlie Sheen sex doll called ‘Crackhead Charlie’ sold out in just one day, it has been reported.
According to the Evening Standard, Pipedream Products’ blow up version of the former Two and a Half Men actor was an instant hit with customers.

The company’s CEO Nick Orlandino said: "The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could of sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now (sic)."

The $30 doll, which is not endorsed by Sheen himself, features a cartoon picture of the actor on the packaging, surrounded by scantily clad women.

The description reads: "You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars!

"Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.

"Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!"

Sheen is currently touring his one-man stage show across the US.

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