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Those Pesky Bumper Stickers

Posted by Boghound on October 30, 2009

“For a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes!”
“If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!”
“Honk to see finger!”
“Better a blow job, than no job!”
“My Other Ride is YO MOMMA!”
“Work hard, the people on welfare depend on you!”
“I used to have a handle on life…but it broke off.”
“Jesus loves you…but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.”
“Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.”

“WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.”
“A woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
“My son is inmate of the month!”


One Response to “Those Pesky Bumper Stickers”

  1. Brian the old man said

    Hilarious! Aren’t bumper stickers great. One I saw recently was “Cash, Grass, or Ass – Nobody Rides for free”

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