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Students…What a Pain!

Posted by Boghound on October 28, 2009

Cornish ‘terrorists’ declare war on students

A self-proclaimed “terrorist” group from Cornwall, dubbed the “Ooh-Arr A”, has launched a campaign in protest at the influx of students into the county.

Anti-student slogans signed by the The Cornish Republican Army, also known as the “Farmer Bin Ladens”, have appeared at an open day event at University College in Falmouth.

The group is said to be angry that a proposed 231 new flats will be made into student accommodation, rather than being made available to local residents.

The graffiti, sprayed at the nearby Penryn railway station, said: ”Penryn has had enough of students – CRA’.

Local councillor Geoff Brown said: ”I think it’s a great pity that we have had this vandalism. We welcome students in Cornwall.

”It seems a great pity that some people aren’t broad-minded enough to accept that.”

Deputy mayor Ted Wilkes added: ”The graffiti is very childish. It makes bad impression.”

CRA members, who want independence from the United Kingdom, have previously threatened to fire bomb the restaurants of Rick Stein and Jamie Oliver.

The group has also claimed responsibility for burning down an empty warehouse and two derelict offices.

……………and who can blame them….Students in this society seem to get everything handed to them on a plate……….Including Microsoft products at huge discounts, cheap banking and rail travel….Let the buggers pay full price!!!!!!


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